Yeah, this piece of work got all pissed off because of an add promoting better nutrition in school lunches. In the add it remarked how Obamas kids get health meal, why can’t I say’s the little girl. Obama popped his cork and yelled "the kids are off limits"…so asshole Obama, where were you when the left went after Palin’s family and kids???
I know right, I wanna market a Sasha and Malia genital mutilation/female circumcision doll just to spite him…it can have a pull string that will make it say "America is a downright mean place", and an optional child soldier accessory pack that has an AK 47, Kat, and hatchet for cutting off the hands of people who would dare vote.
Archive for December 31st, 2009
Who read the story about Obama getting all bent over a nutrition add?
Thursday, December 31st, 2009Are there any good pocket sized nutrition reference guides I can hand out to coworkers?
Thursday, December 31st, 2009Apparently telling my coworker "Bessie" that getting apple slices and caramel dipping sauce instead of fries with her double bacon cheeseburger and diet Coke is not choosing a "healthy alternative", as she likes to call it. I was hoping there was something official she might be able to use when deciding what fast food to eat three times a day.
My answer to all of these diet questions is laxatives. You know this. You’ve seen my amazing beach body.